Germany aka Krautland

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Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Le Redditeur » Mon Jun 22, 2020 4:18 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:16 pm
In other hilarious Kraut news: The payment processer Wirecard, after a lengthy clown show of them being unable to provide last year's balance sheet, had to admit that a grand sum of 1.9 billion Euros in their accounts most likely just doesn't exist. But they totally dindu nuffin!
If (((they))) lie about 1.9 billion Euros, what other big numbers have (((they))) lied about?

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:56 pm

Now you reminded me that Mai Neenja disappeared and doesn't make Salt compilations anymore. :|

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:24 pm

Certainly a good excuse to whip out one of my favorite clips again:

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:19 pm

That's an easy sum to misplace.

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 3:16 pm

In other hilarious Kraut news: The payment processer Wirecard, after a lengthy clown show of them being unable to provide last year's balance sheet, had to admit that a grand sum of 1.9 billion Euros in their accounts most likely just doesn't exist. But they totally dindu nuffin!

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by GitGud » Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:39 pm

Just need a 55gallon drum filled with fuel and a center pipe filled with ANFO. Place it in an dirty sector, put up a sign with "Police are your friends" and wait...

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:28 pm

I think a A-10 Thunderbolt II goes for about 16 million. Better cut down on your Figuarts purchases, guys!

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by GitGud » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:38 am

If only DHI had a plane, then we could bring the biggest spray bottle to the table. The BLU-82B Daisy Cutter. That thing is build to desinfect wider areas...

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:21 am

GitGud wrote:
Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:18 am
Could spray them with disinfection gel.... Am i to blame when thouse fuckers smoke while dosed in flamable liquide?
Of course not! You're the hero fighting the illness that ruins this nation. I'm talking about Corona, of course. :lol:

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by GitGud » Mon Jun 22, 2020 11:18 am

Could spray them with disinfection gel.... Am i to blame when thouse fuckers smoke while dosed in flamable liquide?

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