Germany aka Krautland

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Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 13, 2019 2:37 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:32 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:37 pm
Shame. God bless America. The yanks could shoot this fucker from fifty feet away and still call it self defence
In a red state, yes.
Yup, Commiefornia doesn't even let you carry a knife. The entire USA being a gun heaven is a meme. Some states are, some are even more cucked than some European nations or Japan.

That said, we're talking about some lanky lefty twat smashing windows with a log. Grab a bat and sock the fucker in the head full force or just beat the twat up like normal.

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:52 am

Nah, gun is better. You got pecs, I got Tecs

Or I would have Tecs if it weren't for Britain and our stupid gun laws

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Guest » Sat Jul 13, 2019 2:48 am

That's why you use your fists, pencil neck.

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Liar Revealed » Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:32 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:37 pm
Shame. God bless America. The yanks could shoot this fucker from fifty feet away and still call it self defence
In a red state, yes.
If you live a sanctuary shitty like me, it's almost as bad as Europe. If you shot this troglodyte in my town, there'd be a "Justice for J'Shawn" rally the next day demanding you be prosecuted. The media would push a false narrative that he was a good boy that was just getting his life back together and talking about going to college.

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:37 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:08 pm
Getting your gun from the safe to confront him? Guaranteed at least manslaughter.
Shame. God bless America. The yanks could shoot this fucker from fifty feet away and still call it self defence

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:08 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:21 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:28 pm
3. That would be murder.
What's the burden for self-defence in Krautland? This guy's carrying a massive club and smashing cars. If you gave him fair warning you could reasonably claim that you feared for your life
That burden is relatively low, actually. Beating the shit out of him? Fine. Stabbing him in a struggle, might be fine with a good lawyer. He had a log, not a club or something he could reasonably fight you with.
Getting your gun from the safe to confront him? Guaranteed at least manslaughter.

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:21 pm

And try to stay formal in your wording to make it clear you don't know the guy, lest people assume this is just some bout between fellow human trash.

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by mad bum » Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:10 pm

Make sure you yell stay back when you do it also.

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Guest » Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:38 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:30 pm
Basically all you'd need is 'I asked him to stop smashing my car and he came at me.' There. Automatic self-defence
It's Europe though. You'll probably get life in a Muslim prison for racism or something.

Re: Germany aka Krautland

by Keith Chegwin » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:30 pm

Basically all you'd need is 'I asked him to stop smashing my car and he came at me.' There. Automatic self-defence

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