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Re: Fake News General

by Kugelfisch » Fri May 31, 2019 3:59 am

Pretty pathetic power tripping.

Re: Fake News General

by Guest » Fri May 31, 2019 12:22 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 12:19 am
I dunno. Sounds like easy work to me. Nobody's gonna come in and shoot the mannequin, they basically make you line up single file, walk around the body, have a look at it for a bit and then they make you get out. Of course, you get to harass people with hands in their pockets the way only Russian guards could do.
I had to go to truancy court when I was a kid and the faggot judge was super-erect about not having your hands in your pockets. The bailiff would scream at people for it.

Re: Fake News General

by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 3:36 pm

The Kremlin has a secure corpse vault. He'll be in there.

Re: Fake News General

by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 1:46 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 8:26 pm
I suspect the real remains are either directly underneath the plastic model or else they're interred somewhere else.
Maybe someone ate it.

Re: Fake News General

by Guest » Thu May 30, 2019 1:46 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 12:19 am
Nobody's gonna come in and shoot the mannequin
If there was ever a Blormphf manakkin I guarantee some sped would.

Re: Fake News General

by Keith Chegwin » Thu May 30, 2019 12:19 am

I dunno. Sounds like easy work to me. Nobody's gonna come in and shoot the mannequin, they basically make you line up single file, walk around the body, have a look at it for a bit and then they make you get out. Of course, you get to harass people with hands in their pockets the way only Russian guards could do.

As I recall the mausoleum is in Red Square, near to the Kremlin and all that, so the alternative to guarding the mannequin is actually guarding Putin which I imagine is a lot more hard work and equally as thankless

Re: Fake News General

by Kugelfisch » Wed May 29, 2019 11:21 pm

Imagine guarding a mannequin for a living.

Re: Fake News General

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed May 29, 2019 11:19 pm

As any true Custodes would've done.

Re: Fake News General

by Keith Chegwin » Wed May 29, 2019 8:26 pm

I've been to the Lenin mausoleum. The body is plastic. I suspect the real remains are either directly underneath the plastic model or else they're interred somewhere else.

Also yeah, those guards will fuck you up. A classmate had her hand in her pocket when we went there. A guard came and physically took her hand out of her pocket.

Re: Fake News General

by RAPEMAN » Wed May 29, 2019 7:56 pm

mad bum wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 12:11 am
So today I learned Russia is literally 40k

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ACTUALLY, after the fall of the Soviet Union, the preservation and housing of Lenin's corpse has fallen onto the support of private donations.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed May 29, 2019 4:10 pm
Not enough skulls. Also why isn't Lenin a half-rotten corpse sitting on a giant-ass throne?
That would promote an image of monarchism, an image communism tried to stray from. Though we know what Stalin really was...

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