EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

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Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:55 am

Oh how far we've fallen. Had a baller Roman empire and a pussy-destroying king. Now we've got AIDS and shitty Star Trek. fml

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:26 am

Yeah, they wouldn't ruin the Star Trek franchise for another 1200 years yet

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:41 am

And STDs hadn't even been invented back then.

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:38 am

Wasn't Charlemagne also the one who was supposedly descended from Jesus? I imagine there was no end to his cunt destroying.

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Le Redditeur » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:01 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:41 pm
Guest wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:17 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:44 pm
The part about Napoleon being a manlet was a myth, actually
Nigger he was 5'7 at best.
That was like 6' 1" in his day. His four inch penis was a monster to those illiterate French whores.
Imagine then how much tail Charlemagne managed to get by ACTUALLY being 6'1" in the 800s. No wonder the Pope crowned him Emperor of Rome.

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:43 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:17 pm
Yes I know people only thought that because he always stood next to his tall guards who made him look short, why do you have to be a buzz kill?
I just wanted to be sure that you didn't actually believe British propaganda
Poonoo wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:17 pm
Oh wait you're British. Misery is in your DNA. :lol:
Yours too. You just don't know it.

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Guest » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:41 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:17 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:44 pm
The part about Napoleon being a manlet was a myth, actually
Nigger he was 5'7 at best.
That was like 6' 1" in his day. His four inch penis was a monster to those illiterate French whores.

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jun 08, 2019 7:10 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:17 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:44 pm
The part about Napoleon being a manlet was a myth, actually
Nigger he was 5'7 at best.
Which, at the time he was alive, was the average height for a European male.

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:02 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:17 pm
Yes I know people only thought that because he always stood next to his tall guards who made him look short, why do you have to be a buzz kill?
You fell right into his keikaku. He got himself extra tall guards so that people would think that he only looks small.

Re: EU Megathread: The EU Strikes Back In the Great Meme War

by Guest » Sat Jun 08, 2019 2:17 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:44 pm
The part about Napoleon being a manlet was a myth, actually
Nigger he was 5'7 at best.

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