>All you niggas trying to be hardcore parkour by remember the PSP Claw
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:28 am
rabidtictac wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:30 amNumber 5: Plesioth
Bitch, don't even. If you didn't play 1st or 2nd gen then you didn't experience the true pain of plessy hipchecks combined with claw gripping the PSP.
I remember one time the fucker hip-checked me after
I've already rolled under his neck. Good times
>I still dread using the right analogue to attack monsters in the Demo of MonHun 1 that came free with DMC3 Special Edition
Only genwunners know true hell.
At least now tictac knows what I go through when people bitch to me about Toukiden Kiwami and God Eater
Especially when they say
>but ban I like the newer games because they are easier to play but I'm totally not a kazul
and my eyes just glaze over thinking what I had to go through to beat stages in God Eater burst in Solo + Under 3 Minutes + No Items + No Damage to get my SSS+ ranks as a peronal accomplishment.
Which of course is not only far fairer in GE3, you also are so super broken and overpowered there by the end, even the most maniacal boss gangbangs are easy as fuck and over in three seconds if you enter Burst mode.
Meanwhile over at Burst, I have to break my PSP trying to be fucking Trickster Dante, I-framing everywhere, acting like a gun nut who specializes in tranquing elephants from a mile radius while simultaenously firing magnum shots at the local lion population that's chasing me.