Dead Horse Interchange

He would make [i]one[/i] stunt, and then spend the rest of the movie moaning on the ground where he landed.

My dream Spoony movie would be very similar to the Jackass movies, except with more painful and humiliating injuries.

And then it turns out it wasn't Reb Brown at all, but a figuarts kitbash by Cuckson.
Noah always had it in him, he just needed that final push.

Noah gets a knock on the door, he opens it and sees Reb Brown standing before him, his eyes lit up like a Christmas tree, the legend himself standing at his door steps.

Reb and Noah go on a road trip, helping Noah rediscover himself and what made him famous and to find a newfound appreciation. Whacky hijinx ensue.

The Spoony Trip.

He's a bridge troll. Instead of hoarding gold he hoards bottles of piss.

Oh please. It's about how they want to [i]convince[/i] him to tag along while he refuses to leave his dungeon.

The Spoony One the Bard the Movie.

It'll be a lot like "Willow" where Spoony is like a less attractive, lesser version of Madmartigan. And he basically tags along on someone else's quest, bitching how they are doing it all wrong, while trying to swindle gold coins from the party.

DON'T. TELL. ME. HOW TO QUEST!

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Okay okay, the movie can be like Leaving Las Vegas where Nic Cage drinks himself to death in Las Vegas except it's Noah in his basement, holy shit is like Leaving Las Vegas, only thing missing is a camera recording him drinking, maybe do like a live stream.
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Minus Nic Cage's charisma and sex appeal, of course. :lol:

I've kinda become enamored with the [i]Weekend at Bernie's[/i] angle to a Spoony movie. Did Bernie ever go to Vegas?

Okay okay, the movie can be like Leaving Las Vegas where Nic Cage drinks himself to death in Las Vegas except it's Noah in his basement, holy shit is like Leaving Las Vegas, only thing missing is a camera recording him drinking, maybe do like a live stream.