Dead Horse Interchange

Anyone remember the avant-garde cult classic Sleep, which is literally just over 5 hours of footage of a guy sleeping? That is probably the closest analogue to a Spoony movie.

One entire stunt?
Multiple suicide attempts?
The movie will be about a film crew waiting 2 hours for him to show up.
Spoiler: He won't.

It would be him attempting suicide and surviving all of them.

He would make one stunt, and then spend the rest of the movie moaning on the ground where he landed.

My dream Spoony movie would be very similar to the Jackass movies, except with more painful and humiliating injuries.

And then it turns out it wasn't Reb Brown at all, but a figuarts kitbash by Cuckson.
Noah always had it in him, he just needed that final push.

Noah gets a knock on the door, he opens it and sees Reb Brown standing before him, his eyes lit up like a Christmas tree, the legend himself standing at his door steps.

Reb and Noah go on a road trip, helping Noah rediscover himself and what made him famous and to find a newfound appreciation. Whacky hijinx ensue.

The Spoony Trip.

He's a bridge troll. Instead of hoarding gold he hoards bottles of piss.

Oh please. It's about how they want to convince him to tag along while he refuses to leave his dungeon.

The Spoony One the Bard the Movie.

It'll be a lot like "Willow" where Spoony is like a less attractive, lesser version of Madmartigan. And he basically tags along on someone else's quest, bitching how they are doing it all wrong, while trying to swindle gold coins from the party.

DON'T. TELL. ME. HOW TO QUEST!