The Spoony Movie

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Re: The Spoony Movie

by Kugelfisch » Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:43 pm

He's a bridge troll. Instead of hoarding gold he hoards bottles of piss.

Re: The Spoony Movie

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:16 am

Oh please. It's about how they want to convince him to tag along while he refuses to leave his dungeon.

Re: The Spoony Movie

by pibbs » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:18 am

The Spoony One the Bard the Movie.

It'll be a lot like "Willow" where Spoony is like a less attractive, lesser version of Madmartigan. And he basically tags along on someone else's quest, bitching how they are doing it all wrong, while trying to swindle gold coins from the party.

DON'T. TELL. ME. HOW TO QUEST!

Re: The Spoony Movie

by CuckTurdginson » Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:49 pm

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:38 pm
Okay okay, the movie can be like Leaving Las Vegas where Nic Cage drinks himself to death in Las Vegas except it's Noah in his basement, holy shit is like Leaving Las Vegas, only thing missing is a camera recording him drinking, maybe do like a live stream.
Minus Nic Cage's charisma and sex appeal, of course. :lol:

Re: The Spoony Movie

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:44 am

I've kinda become enamored with the Weekend at Bernie's angle to a Spoony movie. Did Bernie ever go to Vegas?

Re: The Spoony Movie

by Singh'sSpot » Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:38 pm

Okay okay, the movie can be like Leaving Las Vegas where Nic Cage drinks himself to death in Las Vegas except it's Noah in his basement, holy shit is like Leaving Las Vegas, only thing missing is a camera recording him drinking, maybe do like a live stream.

Re: The Spoony Movie

by Guest » Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:00 am

And then yeah, you keep cutting to him tweeting in his basement while he bloats up more and more. At the end he explodes like Monsieur Creosote

Re: The Spoony Movie

by Guest » Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:57 am

He has to slay a scarlet dragon, a hideous lich queen, a smelly orc and finally the golden god-emperor himself.

Each fight opens with his opponent making reasonable demands that he take responsibility for his life.

Re: The Spoony Movie

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:29 am

I imagine such a Spoony movie to be kinda like Pan's Labyrinth, with the movie switching between IRL Spoony wasting away and Avatar Spoony fighting Balrogs, with no clear answer on whether or not the latter is actually real.

Re: The Spoony Movie

by Moe Bitches » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:04 am

I'm a lazy fuck sometimes, I forgot until you brought it up.

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