Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

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Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:36 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:12 am
jumkey mones wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:18 pm
I knew mumkey was retarded, but how retarded do you have to be to risk your relationship like that. If youre gonna cheat on your girlfriend, do it with someone actually hot like jane goodall, not an insane furry whos more of a loser then mumkey. Now if you need me im gonna go back to my mansion with a dozen beautiful jane goodall cosplayers(and not sit in the corner of another boring livestream)
Hopefully this is actually Mumkey posting as his alter ego. His repressed disgust at his own idiocy caused him to develop a split personality who will post on DHI from now on. :lol:
I hope this is some Norman Bates situation, except with Jumkey in place of his dead mother.

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:09 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:44 am
There's a limit. People more often than not get together with other people of comparable attractiveness.
Which is exactly why he married her
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:44 am
And then he went ahead and wifed her. It's not like he got tricked into that. He didn't get hit by a bus, he's the dude that got roda rolla'd by Austin Powers.
She's a solid four or lower but she can make herself look like a six or seven. Of course he wifed her. His ego loves having faggots say 'OMG look at Jared's wife, she's so hot'. I believe mad bum even claimed she was really hot at one point.

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 21, 2019 2:44 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:40 pm
Yeah, but
A) He's a man. It's more acceptable for us men to be ugly
There's a limit. People more often than not get together with other people of comparable attractiveness. See the beat bitch he went for instead as proof.
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:40 pm
and
B) He doesn't wear layers of make-up so thick that it's like a fucking mask. Bitch knew he was an ugly motherfucker from the second they met, whereas ProJerkit didn't find out until he woke up beside her the next morning.
And then he went ahead and wifed her. It's not like he got tricked into that. He didn't get hit by a bus, he's the dude that got roda rolla'd by Austin Powers.

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by Guest » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:25 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:12 am
jumkey mones wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:18 pm
I knew mumkey was retarded, but how retarded do you have to be to risk your relationship like that. If youre gonna cheat on your girlfriend, do it with someone actually hot like jane goodall, not an insane furry whos more of a loser then mumkey. Now if you need me im gonna go back to my mansion with a dozen beautiful jane goodall cosplayers(and not sit in the corner of another boring livestream)
Hopefully this is actually Mumkey posting as his alter ego. His repressed disgust at his own idiocy caused him to develop a split personality who will post on DHI from now on. :lol:
It's the supreme gentleman posting from the afterlife, while looking down on mumkey with contempt

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by Guest » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:07 am

Sexnorms love cheating with people uglier than who they're attached too. NEETcels would never understand.

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:57 am

jumkey mones wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:18 pm
If youre gonna cheat on your girlfriend, do it with someone actually hot like jane goodall
The monkey woman? The monkey woman who's like a hundred?

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by Guest » Sun Jul 21, 2019 12:12 am

jumkey mones wrote:
Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:18 pm
I knew mumkey was retarded, but how retarded do you have to be to risk your relationship like that. If youre gonna cheat on your girlfriend, do it with someone actually hot like jane goodall, not an insane furry whos more of a loser then mumkey. Now if you need me im gonna go back to my mansion with a dozen beautiful jane goodall cosplayers(and not sit in the corner of another boring livestream)
Hopefully this is actually Mumkey posting as his alter ego. His repressed disgust at his own idiocy caused him to develop a split personality who will post on DHI from now on. :lol:

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by jumkey mones » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:18 pm

I knew mumkey was retarded, but how retarded do you have to be to risk your relationship like that. If youre gonna cheat on your girlfriend, do it with someone actually hot like jane goodall, not an insane furry whos more of a loser then mumkey. Now if you need me im gonna go back to my mansion with a dozen beautiful jane goodall cosplayers(and not sit in the corner of another boring livestream)

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 20, 2019 6:40 pm

Also he got pegged multiple times while dressed as Sailor Mercury. Which I dare say is still better than Mumkey's current situation.

Re: Mumkey Jones the Edgiest youtuber ever

by Keith Chegwin » Sat Jul 20, 2019 4:40 pm

Yeah, but
A) He's a man. It's more acceptable for us men to be ugly
and
B) He doesn't wear layers of make-up so thick that it's like a fucking mask. Bitch knew he was an ugly motherfucker from the second they met, whereas ProJerkit didn't find out until he woke up beside her the next morning.

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