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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:56 am

Doood, don't you get it? He's using the Boogie counter, where every hour not spend sleeping counts as work. That way, you can pretend you've been working 90 hours per week without doing anything resembling actual work. Why would you want to be efficient in your life and get shit done? Stooopid if you ask me. Real pro's get stuck on mundane, daily things that take them hours instead of minutes.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 14, 2018 12:10 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:00 pm
Prepare and cook food (skip this part as DSP only eats microwaveable meals)
Shave (takes like 5 minutes at most)
Shower (10 minutes)
Eat food (10 minutes)
Talk to parents (1 minute, consists of him saying how are you, give me money and bye)

Wow dude that was so hard
Prepare food as you said.
While it's in the microwave, call parents. Hangs up when meal is ready.
Gobble down food. All this takes place in ten minutes.
Skip shower because why the fuck would you have to shower for a stream when you've already been streaming just now?
Shave as you said. (5 minutes)
Fuck around for 1h 45m playing some mobile gaem.

I'd also like to point out his fucklong pre-streams that he can straight up erase from his schedule. There, an easy two hour time save every day.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:42 pm

Take all the time you need Dave. Your gout comes first :3
Guest wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:57 pm
Mr. Snort's Gout Ride is the worst Disney attraction. :(
Either that or Aladdin's Day Care of Peace.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:00 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:42 pm
Phil is boring as fuck lately but this gave me a good chuckle tbqh fam (family).
Prepare and cook food (skip this part as DSP only eats microwaveable meals)
Shave (takes like 5 minutes at most)
Shower (10 minutes)
Eat food (10 minutes)
Talk to parents (1 minute, consists of him saying how are you, give me money and bye)

Wow dude that was so hard

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:57 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:30 pm
CIANIgger wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:08 am
Why isn't he dead yet?
Mr. Snort's Gout Ride never ends.
Mr. Snort's Gout Ride is the worst Disney attraction. :(

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Angelfire Memes » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:42 pm

Phil is boring as fuck lately but this gave me a good chuckle tbqh fam (family).

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:52 am

Proboards Support wrote:
Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:13 am
Wait. You're supposed to PAY credit cards back?
My, I always thought they were a source of free money that renewed itself every month!

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by rabidtictac » Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:28 am

He's the one who got a bunch of "free" money off them via loans. It's only right they fuck him with a star of david.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Keith Chegwin » Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:36 am

At least in DSP's case the Jews are justified in trying to get their pound of flesh

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Le Redditeur » Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:40 am

The Jew Credit Cabal vs. The Pigorach. Frankly, I don't know for who to root here.

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