CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by wildmage » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:08 pm

The guy just wanted to have some structure in his life. Fucking normies with their flextime and sportsball tendencies.

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by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:21 am

Typical anti-German propaganda with their portrayal of timeliness being evil.

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by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:39 pm

That video was hillarious - that's like the cruelest supervillain backstory ever :lol: Screw batman, all this guy ever wanted was to just live peacefully, and one innocent advice destroys his life.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:14 pm

But the Clock King is actually smart.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Guest » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:09 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:06 pm
Inhuman coordination and timing :lol: That's just amusing - I can imagine the poor fuck, being clumsy every day of his miserable life, thinking about his cool alter ego that doesn't have trouble going through doors and can kill you in four super moves.
"Inhuman timing" makes me think of Batman villain the Clock King, who basically has the power of super autism. About as close to a character in a comic as Cuckson could ever hope to be, although Clock King gets shit done, so still beyond his grasp.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:59 pm

I seem to recall that the Tyranids also have ammo that explodes into a whirlwind of razor-sharp tentacles. Kinda like one of those critters from Parasyte in bullet-form.

Also I'm glad I never really delved too deep into Dark Eldar lore to know that they worship Slaanesh. That's like really dumb.
I don't really know why people get constant brainfarts when making "evil elves". I think the only sensible portrayal was from Age of Wonders where their whole deal was "Remember those human refugees who waltzed into our land and murdered the shit out of our king? FUCK THOSE GUYS!". But even that didn't last long because starting with AoW2, they become your typical BDSM insanos (and also changed their skin color for the second time from green to neon yellow, for some reason).

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by Kugelfisch » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:54 pm

Dark Eldar also have those pistols that basically shoot such a strand of wire that's supposed to be able to pierce any armour and then mince whatever is inside. Dark Eldar. So imagine being Games Workshop and thinking how to get the Linkin Park crowd to play your game. You've already have the Eldar, weak and faggy pseudoelf gits. How do you make those even more lame and gay? Why, you make your own flavour of drow by making some Eldar worship Slaanesh, dress mega edgy in BDSM shit and give them ultra edgy flavour like them having to fuck and torture each other in massive orgies to not die.
Craaaaaawling iiiiin my waaaaaaarp.

As I said, edgy teenager shit.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:06 pm

Inhuman coordination and timing :lol: That's just amusing - I can imagine the poor fuck, being clumsy every day of his miserable life, thinking about his cool alter ego that doesn't have trouble going through doors and can kill you in four super moves.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:49 pm

The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer is all the lore I need.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

by Guest » Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:34 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:27 pm
Not even 40k has monoshit. Unless I'm forgetting some lame xenos weapon, every melee weapon in 40k is either a power weapon (aka surrounded by an energy field that does most - if not all - of the cutting), some magical/demonic stuff, or actually a chainsaw.
Learn tha lore, nigga. Monomolecular edged knives and other blades are all over the setting. They just aren't special enough to have in game rules and don't look cool like the chainsword so nobody cares about them. Also "monofilament" wire the Warp Spiders use, which is the same damn thing.

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