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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 17, 2021 3:02 am

>as expected, nothing can be done
<fill was pushing phone buttons
<nothing they could do, dood

Even when he's making shit up he has his flowchart of excuses.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Guest » Sat Jan 16, 2021 3:18 pm

Keep forgetting Fill exists.
Am I almost free?

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Some Sick Fuck » Sat Jan 16, 2021 3:13 pm

Seeing pigroach's simps is... simply disgusting.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by rabidtictac » Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:29 pm

Fake and gay. The background to that post about a supposed death threat is old Darksdefil has been enjoying some real Minimum Wage Streaming lately. I'm talking six hours for $30, or two hours for $20. It's always during such (((slow))) periods that he starts pulling drama out of his ass to attract old whales who might have swum away momentarily.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Guest » Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:10 pm

The grift must go on... :roll:

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 13, 2020 10:52 am

His begging for tips mirrors his gatcha addiction quite nicely. Just open the next crate/booster in hopes of a big pull.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:56 am

Really, his streaming career is like an even more retarded and inaccurate version of Twitch Plays Pokemon.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by rabidtictac » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:40 am

It's definitely a combination of both. He's like a pigeon who noticed that he can peck the button and seeds are dispensed. So now he pecks the button (begs) nearly every waking second. In true pavlovian fashion, sometimes the tips are dispensed and sometimes they are not. It's almost random. It used to be nearly instant. He would beg, and tips would appear from a whale. But now the begging has become so constant that there are no peaks and valleys. He's begging nearly 24/7. So the whales are no doubt confused or jaded. The result is that, whenever he doesn't have some kind of special begging scheme set up to milk autists (like the vest streaks,) he gets only sporadic donations and very little when whales don't decide to show up. He's the one who has set it up this way. He torpedoed his Patreon in favor of quick tips, probably because he realized the tips feed his gatcha habit faster. He's emphasized large donations over small, consistent ones because of his short-term greed. The result is this bizarre situation where he can get $250 one stream (3 whale tips) and $10 on another stream (when no whales appear.)

When it comes to rpgs, dave has zero originality and wants to be handheld through a linear story. He hated Oblivion but loved Skyrim, FYI. 5000 shitty radiant quests to kill draugrs? 10/10 best game evar. Oblivion on PC? He quit at level 7 and cried the entire "playthrough." The term "modern console scrub" doesn't go far enough in describing him. He wouldn't have played morrowind as far as he has if not for the fact several paypigs committed to handholding him.

Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 13, 2020 7:40 am

Either his WWE game spending is getting out of hand, or he has just learned that whining about money gives him the most direct results.

>asking what to do in an open world game


Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

by rabidtictac » Sun Dec 13, 2020 6:01 am

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Sat Dec 12, 2020 4:43 pm
Does he have a next gen console yet? Or is he playing cyberpunk on the busted last gen version? The next gen version is apparently knackered as well but slightly less so.
Give you one guess.

If you guessed "he begged his fans for one an he was given either the money or the console," then you are correct. He threw out some massive HINT HINT HINT memes around the time of the ps5's release, saying he would be too poor unless the whales stepped up. He implied he would buy both consoles, but that hasn't happened. That's how dsp works though. When he gets a ton of money, he spends it on whatever HE wants to, and IF there's some money left over then he might buy a new console or some shit. Otherwise he'll just beg more.

He's playing cyberpunk on the new pissfive. Like all his newer playthroughs, he alternates between "WUT DO I DO YOU GUYS???? WHAT DO I DO? streamchat better hold my hand right now!" and talking about money. Either how much money he wants from you or thanking cucks for giving him money. At least 50% of his commentary now, if not 75%, is about money. I'm not exaggerating to say he genuinely wasn't this bad years ago. You can go watch the raw old playthroughs of games like mgs and he didn't talk about money the entire time. This is definitely a new thing, since around the time of breath of the wild. An average stream is something like 65% money talk and 35% asking chat what to do in the game, because he's too lazy to read a guide.

Morrowind was something like 85% asking chat what to do.