Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:48 am

Guest wrote:
Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:18 am
Where does one begin when describing the man-- no, not the man-- the legend that is Tandem the Spoony?
Spoony is like cult leader level of self-absorption. We should be thankful that he's also insanely insecure and vulnerable so he hides away to protect his ego. If he ever mastered his narcissistic powers he could have a harem and a suicide cult going.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:35 am

Vaporwear wrote:
Thu Oct 29, 2020 11:18 pm
In that livejournal he bitches about not finding a job, but I’m guessing he wasn’t trying too hard if at all.
Finding a job = Sitting on his ass waiting for a call by Bill Gates himself.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by drisko » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:23 am

"Don't. Tell me. How to study!"
"Okay then, here's a failing grade."

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 30, 2020 3:08 am

The degree is still in the render queue.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:18 am

Where does one begin when describing the man-- no, not the man-- the legend that is Tandem the Spoony? Well I guess you'd start by saying I'm an exceptionally skinny computer geek with a bachelor's degree in computer science from ASU. Right now I'm a graduate student and a full-time movie critic for my website. I've also just begun writing movie reviews for the Knights of the Dinner Table magazine.

And I just say "no" to George Lucas.
On the profile page he describes himself as a grad student. So it looks like he was in the program but flunked out.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:24 am

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:11 am
At least I can sort of understand her creepy obsession with Reigns.
What's to understand? She's genuinely insane
Angelfire Memes wrote:
Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:11 am
It's way less intense, for one, probably because even she isn't delusional enough to think a legit megastar athlete with a hot wife and kids will notice her.
Don't be so sure

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Angelfire Memes » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:11 am

At least I can sort of understand her creepy obsession with Reigns. It's way less intense, for one, probably because even she isn't delusional enough to think a legit megastar athlete with a hot wife and kids will notice her. And, you know, he's jacked, and rich, and not Spoony.

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Thu Oct 29, 2020 11:43 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Oct 29, 2020 11:42 pm
Who the fuck is Roman Reigns?
Some faggot wrestler

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Guest » Thu Oct 29, 2020 11:42 pm

Who the fuck is Roman Reigns?

Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

by Vaporwear » Thu Oct 29, 2020 11:18 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Oct 29, 2020 9:31 pm
In 2005 he was saying that he was almost done with grad school and will soon have a masters. Then in 2007:
I failed at graduate school and since then I've been in a total slump.
https://spoonyone.livejournal.com/31243.html
So which is it? Did he flunk out or was he rejected?
In that livejournal he bitches about not finding a job, but I’m guessing he wasn’t trying too hard if at all. Didn’t he work at Boeing due to nepotism but quit because “muh Office Space”? The ingrate, that’s how you get a better job, you hold onto one you don’t particularly like, put it on your resume, use that to illustrate that you’re a good employee to whoever interviews you, get a couple references/letters of recommendation from coworkers/bosses, and then get the job you’re actually going for. He was straight up handed a good job just because of who his daddy was, and instead of building a career he decided to throw that away because fuck you dad DON’T TELL ME. HOW TO LIVE. MY LIFE. OFFICE SPACE.

He thought he was special and expected everything to be handed to him without him even trying, and for the most part that’s what happened and it still wasn’t enough for this clown. This cunt is such a fucking liar about looking for a real job, he was trying his best to make writing his career even though everyone hated his shit magazine reviews. Basically his entire life is nothing but this fucker being a whiny pathetic ungrateful failure who drops the ball every chance he gets. He got lucky that Youtube became a thing when it did, cause that was the only avenue a failure like him would’ve ever gotten in gaining any level of success. Even then, he failed because people were handing him everything on a platter when he wanted everything handed to him on a silver platter.

This fucker has been a weeping pussy for over 20 years, what a pathetic life, truly an example that even good parenting can’t fix a legitimately useless piece of shit person. I hope he starves to death on the way back to Arizona. Maybe if we get lucky he’ll crash his car while drunk, catch fire, and burn to death.

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