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Re: Movieblob

by CIANigger » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:46 pm

Blob see the Space Force insignia yet? Orange man created his Star Trek future!

Re: Movieblob

by Guest » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:55 pm

Lindsay's Liver wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:13 am
Sure, he'll cop to a "bully" phase when he was younger (and who knows how true that is?), but when he says that, he's not so much being self-depricating as he is telling you that he has in him the ability to dominate others. He's capable of it. DON'T MESS WITH HIM
The only reason this story sounds a bit more credible is that he still acts this way on twitter. Tries to lay down sick burns on anyone he thinks his breadtube sempais would approve of and rolls over like a dog whenever someone higher in the pecking order tells him to shut the fuck up. I doubt he beat anyone up but I can believe he would join in teasing a less popular kid or toady to a more popular kid in hopes that would improve his social standing. Like twitter it didn't work because of how cynical and calculated it is. When you see someone who's only nice because they want something but their a condescending asshole to everyone else, you know to avoid those people.

Re: Movieblob

by Lindsay's Liver » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:13 am

Blob's fatal flaw is his flaming, overwhelming narcisissm. (Actually his real fatal flaw is his diet, but that's another matter.)

You can't trust any personal story that he tells because he always needs to be the smartest guy in the room. He doesn't seem able to imagine a scenario in which he isn't. Sure, he'll cop to a "bully" phase when he was younger (and who knows how true that is?), but when he says that, he's not so much being self-depricating as he is telling you that he has in him the ability to dominate others. He's capable of it. DON'T MESS WITH HIM.

Meanwhile, he deflects criticism by dismissing it as coming from jealous inferiors. He's too brilliant for this world.

All 300+, diabetic lbs. of him.

Re: Movieblob

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jan 23, 2020 5:11 pm

Also even most animals would've been too quick for him. He was probably perfectly happy stomping on virtual turtles.
Guest wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:11 am
Comic Book Guy is married now in Zombie Simpsons.
Now who am I gonna identify with?!

Re: Movieblob

by Keith Chegwin » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:15 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:44 am
He strikes me as someone who tortured animals as a kid
Doubt it. If that were truly the case, he'd be killing people now. Torturing animals is usually the first sign.
He's not some evil, sociopathic mastermind. He's just a spoiled shit who talks tough on the internet.

Re: Movieblob

by Guest » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:54 am

Bob is gonna show those jawks whose bawss by sitting on them.

Re: Movieblob

by rabidtictac » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:44 am

The thing about school work that narcissists can't hack is the part where you have to sit there, accept authority and do your fucking work.

Comics Book Guy is a casanova next to Movieblob. At least Comics Book Guy isn't a violent crybully who supports eugenics and mass purges.
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"Violent" in the sense that he would absolutely torture, kill and mutilate people if Blob could get away with it. But the fact they would fight back keeps his coward ass from doing it. He strikes me as someone who tortured animals as a kid.

Re: Movieblob

by Guest » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:11 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 3:22 pm
The closest fictional character I can think of that resembles Bob is the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

Anyways, I'd like to shake hands with all the jawks that bullied Bob and give them medals.
Comic Book Guy is married now in Zombie Simpsons.

Re: Movieblob

by Cuckara » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:43 am

Blob has a rigidly black and white way of viewing the world. If he likes you, he gives you a free pass to do whatever the hell you want. Remember, there's no such thing as bad tactics. I'm sure Blob would still be palling around with Devin if that was doable, and the only reason that isn't doable is all of the SJWs that Blob sucks up to would roast him harder than usual for supporting a sexual predator.

Re: Movieblob

by Guest » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:01 am

It explains why Roberto became friends with notorious internet bully Devin Faraci and kept quiet when he found out Devin was a sexual predator. Bob's cool with his friends sexually assaulting women as long as he keeps his seat at the cool kid's table.

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