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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Liar Revealed » Fri Nov 15, 2019 5:20 am

I just remember one of Andrew Jackson's duels was supposedly because some guy quipped about Jackson's wife having been married before and fucking Jackson while she was still married to that guy.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by GitGud » Fri Nov 15, 2019 4:39 am

I would like to see Trump dueling with his opponents. Every week another battle. Yu-gi-oh would be great too, but only on an original looking Battle Arena. The loser gets electricuted chair style right in his stand

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Kugelfisch » Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:35 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:32 am
Weren't half of those old timey duels due to "You have offended m'lady's honor!"
No, they were not. The overwhelming lot of them were on behalf of the duellist's own honour. Simple insults didn't suffice either, unless they were heavily implying the insulted person's word or name wasn't worth anything. There wasn't any reason to ever offend any lady's honour because women, unless filthy rich and of status, didn't matter at all.
Also, no death was required. Any hit would end the duel immediately. Duels could also be done with swords. But in many cases the wounded would prefer to be finished off instead of living in shame.

Also, peasants couldn't engage in a duel legally.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Liar Revealed » Fri Nov 15, 2019 1:32 am

Weren't half of those old timey duels due to "You have offended m'lady's honor!"
What honor do any of today's women have to defend?

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Old Black Man » Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:37 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:30 pm
Thankfully Current Year gave us the properly-evolved way to duel.
It’s not proper unless someone dies.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Guest » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:44 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:28 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:26 pm
Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:54 pm
My cousin works with a guy who I can only describe as Ron Swanson, and he thinks that the concept of duels should be reinstated. I know logically it's a bad idea, but I get what he's thinking.
I get where he's coming from. But being so ultra butthurt about getting offended that you're willing to die over it is actually pretty gay, all things considered.
I think his idea was more of a means to an end type solution, like “I’m sick of hearing your whiny bullshit, either we settle it or you shut up about it.” Imagine how many twitter faggots would quit their bitching if they had to put their life on the line for whatever cause they were whining about.
Twitter faggots are insane enough that wed actually get rid of our diverse Twitter fag population.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:30 pm

Thankfully Current Year gave us the properly-evolved way to duel.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Old Black Man » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:28 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:26 pm
Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:54 pm
My cousin works with a guy who I can only describe as Ron Swanson, and he thinks that the concept of duels should be reinstated. I know logically it's a bad idea, but I get what he's thinking.
I get where he's coming from. But being so ultra butthurt about getting offended that you're willing to die over it is actually pretty gay, all things considered.
I think his idea was more of a means to an end type solution, like “I’m sick of hearing your whiny bullshit, either we settle it or you shut up about it.” Imagine how many twitter faggots would quit their bitching if they had to put their life on the line for whatever cause they were whining about.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Kugelfisch » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:26 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:54 pm
My cousin works with a guy who I can only describe as Ron Swanson, and he thinks that the concept of duels should be reinstated. I know logically it's a bad idea, but I get what he's thinking.
I get where he's coming from. But being so ultra butthurt about getting offended that you're willing to die over it is actually pretty gay, all things considered.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Keith Chegwin » Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:00 am

Copypaste sperg

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