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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by GitGud » Mon Jul 06, 2020 3:24 am

Bananas, peanut butter, cheap pizza. But that is what you get if you go to Linkys weding.
It could only be more funny if they had a cosplay themed weding, and the bride had a nice Winston costume from Overwatch going on....

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:02 am

I am sure the CTC fallout produced a few horror stories about his "horrendous" catering.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:26 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:13 am
As I recall Lewis's wedding was the same day as Brad's and fucking nobody went to Lewis's.
Very nice of Brad to provide such an easy excuse for people not to go to the cockslut gorilla wedding.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Jul 04, 2020 1:13 am

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:26 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:59 pm
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:59 pm
Remember, their wedding was catered by pizza hut.
They ordered Pizza Hut. Don't call that catering.
If they called ahead to get 20 pies, if I'm being generous, you COULD call that catering? Honest truth is they had extra pizzas and were giving them away for days after the wedding to friends and family.
As I recall Lewis's wedding was the same day as Brad's and fucking nobody went to Lewis's.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 03, 2020 5:48 pm

I'm shocked these two landwhales left anything for others.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by BenComicGraphics » Fri Jul 03, 2020 4:26 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:59 pm
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:59 pm
Remember, their wedding was catered by pizza hut.
They ordered Pizza Hut. Don't call that catering.
If they called ahead to get 20 pies, if I'm being generous, you COULD call that catering? Honest truth is they had extra pizzas and were giving them away for days after the wedding to friends and family.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:40 pm

It's amazing the same movie gave us the Miranda-class.
Rushy wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:24 pm
Cat Doctor though
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No wonder she wanted to hang out with a ship full of humans.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:28 am

Spoiler that gore if you insist on re-posting it, dude!

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by pibbs » Thu Jul 02, 2020 11:54 pm

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Looks like Wall-E's girlfriend playing the harmonica.

Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:59 pm

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:59 pm
Remember, their wedding was catered by pizza hut.
They ordered Pizza Hut. Don't call that catering.
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 10:58 pm
Fuck you. Some artists' best work is done when they're pissed off at the world.
Like every musical artist ever, especially in extreme genres. Just look at all those metal bands after they have gotten rich and complacent. Hell, that even goes for rap. I always thought one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard was Jay Z's part in Beyoncé's Crazy in Love. It used to run in the store for ages and it was the tippest of the top cringe. Look at this filthy rich dude trying to be kinda gangsta. :lol:

Or do you think you can write something like this without being pissed off at how shit goes?

My nomination for worst-aged lyrics ever, by the way:
Rise up and revolt,
overthrow the government!
Level all the temples,
destroy their monuments!
Return to anarchy,
defy the Christian law!
Prepare for mutiny,
Prepare for coup d'état!


The song is still fucking great, though. :lol:
pibbs wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:50 pm
What the hell kind of ship design is that? You have to stroll through the active nacelles to get to engineering? Beyond retarded. Proof these millennial producers know nothing about anything.
Like some mongo liked the Enterprise D and the Reliant and smashed them together like Lego at home.
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:24 pm
And the Oberth.
aka the shittest ship design in all of Star Trek.

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