Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by rabidtictac » Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:29 am

Poonoo wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:26 pm

That picture sums up corporate America's ideal consumer. He buys nothing but cheap plastic crap marked up 1000% and eats nothing but processed shit and fast food that is mass produced at low cost and high profit. He's a American hero
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He's literally just American Spurdo.

I'm still gonna call BS on that pedometer. That lie is insane. Even after losing weight, where have we ever seen Boogie walk more than a few steps on camera? How the hell is that guy gonna walk 2-3 times more than the average sedentary burger who is NOT super morbidly obese?

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:38 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:19 pm
Why does the fat fuck have 2 seperate zelda master swords just laying around? How many props does one need
Don't try to understand it. His doctor thought he'd have a vagina that's how low his test levels are. His need for compensation would make manlets feel good about themselves.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by Guest » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:19 pm

Why does the fat fuck have 2 seperate zelda master swords just laying around? How many props does one need

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by RedLine » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:11 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:26 pm
He's a American hero
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He's basically a Purple Heart veteran.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by Poonoo » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:26 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 5:48 pm
Here is the most recent one. Notice how much mess in this cholesterol lair of his, random junk just lying around.

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That picture sums up corporate America's ideal consumer. He buys nothing but cheap plastic crap marked up 1000% and eats nothing but processed shit and fast food that is mass produced at low cost and high profit. He's a American hero

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:38 pm

It's him shaking about the fitness strap while he's trying to jerk off his micro penis.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by rabidtictac » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:29 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:23 am
We can only hope so. And as a good pathological liar, he continues to claim he walks 15 thousand steps per day...

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There is no fucking way in hell this sad blob can walk that much - it's much more likely that he either straps it to his dog, or to his arms as he's flapping around and chugging sodas. Keep up with the lies, Steven - your body can't take much more, no matter how much money you have, you can't buy yourself a new one.
On the basis that a person of average height has a stride length of between 2.1 to 2.5 feet, we can say that approximately 2,000 - 2,500 walking/jogging steps make up a mile. This means that 10,000 steps convert to between 4 and 5 miles, with average stride length.
So Boogie wants us to believe he walks more than 7 miles? In what? A day? Fuck no. Obvious lie. Even a lot of normal people don't walk 7 miles in one day. Plenty of fit people can and do, but tons of burgers who weigh 200 pounds less than Boogie still couldn't walk that far in a day.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:35 am

That's what people say in return, but I simply don't believe that he walks this fucking much to begin with, he's not capable of that, unless his legs have already been cut off and replaced by mechanical ones. I know it's asking too much from the retards at Sam and Tolki, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone question this, and they pick apart the most mundane stuff he does. At least someone at Kiwi's was smart enough to doubt it.

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by Complicity » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:07 am

No matter how much he walks, his next meal will obliterate any result.
He should just drop dead already

Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:23 am

We can only hope so. And as a good pathological liar, he continues to claim he walks 15 thousand steps per day...

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There is no fucking way in hell this sad blob can walk that much - it's much more likely that he either straps it to his dog, or to his arms as he's flapping around and chugging sodas. Keep up with the lies, Steven - your body can't take much more, no matter how much money you have, you can't buy yourself a new one.

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