by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:02 pm
Osterzone wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 2:43 pm
He'd run for a Snickers
No, he'd just tweet about how evil and oppressive it is that you won't give him one. He'd cry about how you're sexist and bigoted and (((someone))) should beat you up and make you give him that snickers. In an ideal society, there would be no snickers-withholding asshole JAWKS around. Only nice boy intellectuals like him, who would run everything. In his ideal society, the moon would grow wheat and snickers would fall like rain. And all we have to do to achieve this utopia is make sure to elect a democrat this time! In order to truly have snickers-equality in this country, we have to first do away with the white working class. They must be replaced completely by automation! Only good things happen when millions are put out of a job. But that's okay, because we can march those unemployed oppressive white working class republicans into the factories and use the raw materials harvested from their bodies to make even more snickers for the underprivileged nonwhites and the intellectual elite. Blob Chipman would obviously be a member of that latter group, because he has so much vision and genius. It takes a special kind of brilliant mind to realize that all we need to do is purge the people we don't like from society in order to create a utopia!
Don't you ever again imply Blob would run for a snickers, you racist, sexist piece of shit. Society should give him that snickers freely and thank him for the privilege of watching him eat it.
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He'd run for a Snickers
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No, he'd just tweet about how evil and oppressive it is that you won't give him one. He'd cry about how you're sexist and bigoted and (((someone))) should beat you up and make you give him that snickers. In an ideal society, there would be no snickers-withholding asshole JAWKS around. Only nice boy intellectuals like him, who would run everything. In his ideal society, the moon would grow wheat and snickers would fall like rain. And all we have to do to achieve this utopia is make sure to elect a democrat this time! In order to truly have snickers-equality in this country, we have to first do away with the white working class. They must be replaced completely by automation! Only good things happen when millions are put out of a job. But that's okay, because we can march those unemployed oppressive white working class republicans into the factories and use the raw materials harvested from their bodies to make even more snickers for the underprivileged nonwhites and the intellectual elite. Blob Chipman would obviously be a member of that latter group, because he has so much vision and genius. It takes a special kind of brilliant mind to realize that all we need to do is purge the people we don't like from society in order to create a utopia!
[spoiler]Don't you ever again imply Blob would run for a snickers, you racist, sexist piece of shit. Society should give him that snickers freely and thank him for the privilege of watching him eat it.[/spoiler]